Predicting the future is fraught with danger and few get it right. So, what is the future of marketing trends? What wild psychic predictions could one make about what the sleazy and suave worlds of advertising and marketing have in store for us. Currently Americans are being criticised for their overtly sexual and somewhat sleazy approaches to advertising. There is a battle that is forever being played out between the forces of, not good and evil, but ideal and reality, spirit versus material, intellect vs physical, higher vs lower; and marketing reflects this more visually than any other medium.
Who will win, who will get the upper hand? Will it be the forces of political correctness or the base exploiters of ghetto culture on the streets of the USA? Attitudes to women are firmly in the crosshairs of gun carrying feminists and gun carrying gang bangers; and the gun carrying ad agency people who obviously admire the gangsters. There is a common theme here, if you have spotted it, and perhaps all this gun carrying will be a future marketing trend in the good ole USA. Guns have never been bigger and more prevalent in Hollywood movies and on TV.
Future Marketing: Wild Psychic Predictions
The fourth amendment of the American constitution means that guns are gonna be with us for some time. Psychics and clairvoyants may not be seeing all the phallic instruments of destruction that I am seeing; but looking into crystal balls and spreads of playing cards has never seemed all that smart to me. Americans love the movies and the movies reflect their popular culture. Americans solve problems with guns, whether that problem is with aliens and UFOs; a gun will solve it and save the day in their movies. Supernatural creatures like zombies and vampires, no problem, a gun will liberate an innocent American from that seemingly dire situation.
Sexy women with guns in their mouths and guns near their bums, could be the marketing moves of the future. Gangsters must get their guns out with their hoes, and so; American underwear marketers could have a Magnum stuffed down the wide fronts of Calvin Klein. A bulging package could surprise with a few rounds of ammunition tastefully tucked away. Guns in cleavage and guns with suspender belts and G-strings. Metallic shafts and naked flesh meet in horny anticipation are my wild psychic prediction for the next marketing mega manifestation.